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Old Nov 17, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #1121
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As I regain conciousness, I notice Azeroths Hammer wielding a flamethrower. "umm, Azeroth? it might not be a real good idea to use a flamethrower in a bar, alcohol and flamethrowers don't mix no matter how you look at that phrase, and furthermore-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #1122
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*takes out a walkin stick and stars prophesizing
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 03:39 AM // 03:39   #1123
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*Wonders why there is so much destruction and puts a bowl full of beer nuts on his head*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 03:42 AM // 03:42   #1124
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*takes bowl and starts makin cereal out of shotgun shells and blood
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #1125
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*Looks at nofairzero and laughs heartily* Oh I know excactly what I'm doing *trips on a bottle of jack daniels and accidently lights self on fire* Aaaaagh I'm burning oh my gooooddddd
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #1126
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*Clubs Azeroth to the floor*

There! No more fire hazard! Night the fireman!
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #1127
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*orders a drink.....grrr..there aint nothing like a mug of cold rootbeer
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 09:13 AM // 09:13   #1128
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*orders some more coffee*
arrr refreshing ^^

What happened to the UNDEAD BOVINE UNDEAD BOVINE?
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 06:29 PM // 18:29   #1129
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*looks for Yakslapper to wand everyone to death*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 06:55 PM // 18:55   #1130
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*Wakes up bald and with a huge lump on his head* permanent braindamage from the club hit causes me too walk outside onto the train tracks and splatter my guts all over the place.
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 06:59 PM // 18:59   #1131
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*picks up Azeroths Hammer's guts and flings them at random people.*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #1132
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*goes and rolls in azeroth's carcass like a dog on a dead bird*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 07:31 PM // 19:31   #1133
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*Is reincarnated as Doooom's avatar* Cackle Cackle hehehehe You can't kill me!
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 08:14 PM // 20:14   #1134
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*Take out my Fiery Dragon Sword with a 10/10 sundering halt, and a +15% damage over 50% health, and its customized to me for another +20% damage*

*Get ready to used hundred sword.. now you will die*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #1135
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* hehe uses riposte and watches you fell to the ground bleeding and begging for mercy*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 08:43 PM // 20:43   #1136
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*takes sword, shakes it over head giving the Sand People yell*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #1137
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*watches the mayhem from a dark corner*
*starts laughing while casting a spell*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA......
KARMA
*everybody loses 7/8 of their health*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 09:10 PM // 21:10   #1138
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Proclaims "I am the lizard king everything belongs to me* Starts singing "This is the end....my only friend the end....*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 09:36 PM // 21:36   #1139
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*put on my Superior Absorb Pumpkin Helm*

*Called out to everyone in the bar... I'm the Mad King... Give me 100k or i'll slay you all.... muwahahhahah*
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Old Nov 17, 2005, 10:38 PM // 22:38   #1140
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There isn't enough room in this bar for two kings..... We'll have to fight it out.
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